"Pics or it didn’t happen" - not sure how I blew it but not one moment of footage from today’s traditional "Bluff in the Buff" ride exists.
Everyone worships in a different way.

Everyone worships in a different way.

Explorin’

Explorin’

Damn paparazzi caught me playing with myself.

2nd time in a month I’ve had to run and hide from the cops while naked.  Surprisingly, alcohol was not a factor either time.  Why do drugs when you can make your own?  #pingingoffadrenaline

Chris the Flyin’ Fish showing off a new jet ski model mid 1990s.

Chris the Flyin’ Fish showing off a new jet ski model mid 1990s.

Was super impressed with Ashley - she was really ripping it up on her new ski. #‎pingingoffadrenaline‬

Was super impressed with Ashley - she was really ripping it up on her new ski. #‎pingingoffadrenaline‬

Spent the last 2 days surfing.  Was amazing. #‎pingingoffadrenaline‬

Just wanted to eek out another lap with Ashley before I put the ski away for the day.  This is what Shane heaven looks like.

River house instructions (cont.) - Drive in to town for food and gas.  Purchase the highest-octane fuel possible, preferably race or aviation gas.  Be sure to mix the correct oil/fuel ratios for the application at hand; 50:1 for the jet skis and boat, 32:1 for the dirt bikes and quad.  It is imperative you put the correct fuel in each vehicle.  Failure to do so can result in an expensive engine rebuild.  Next prepare the vehicles in the chronological as-needed order.  Farkle appropriately - in this case updated the superjet nose to accept the anchor and tow cable clips.  Super sano.  Also verified all the water evacuating technology (bilge pump and scupper valve) were theoretically operational.  Added pole limit strap - incredible engineering in such a simple device.  Kudos Blowsion boys.

I am uninjured, well provisioned, and we agreed to separate.

I am uninjured, well provisioned, and we agreed to separate.

buyshanegas:

Destiny has been very kind to me lately. Going to enjoy the bonus 9 day vacation immensely!

buyshanegas:

Destiny has been very kind to me lately. Going to enjoy the bonus 9 day vacation immensely!

River House instructions - Arrive at some ungodly hour because some dude on a Harley decided he wanted to dance with a semi and jacked traffic for hours.  Then turn water on at the street, gas on at the tank, kick on the breakers and light the water heater.  Break out the booze and get rightiously cocktailed, enhancing the already intoxicating rush of realizing you are at the river!!  Click all the power switches up on the main control panel, and also the power strip behind the micro-bike.  Crank tunes!  Unpack truck, put away groceries.  Examine the booty.  Fondle the booty.  Slowly drift away dreaming of the booty.  (too be continued)

Allstate used my buddy Dave’s award-winning Yamaha Bolt Build in a commercial.  Pretty snazzy.

the YZ450FX comes out and I’m in!